High-D Boys “Living Jukebox” Tank | Sleeveless & Request-Resistant

Description

When the temperature rises (or when Dan breaks into a 10-minute solo), you need a tank that keeps you cool and lets everyone know: You are the Living Jukebox… but you don’t take every request. Well, not without a generous donation to the Tip Tub.

This High-D Boys Living Jukebox Tank brings bold style with classic jukebox vibes and summer-ready comfort. Whether you’re jamming at the lake, manning the BBQ, or holding down the front row, this is your go-to gear for looking cool while staying cool.

✅ Details:

• Front: Bold “LIVING JUKEBOX” print
• Optional Back: Crossed-out song requests list—no Free Bird, no WAP, no Wonderwall. Just Whatever We Feel Like.
• Sleeveless, wide armholes for full banjo strumming motion (or double-fisting cold drinks)
• Color Options:
  • Aqua Tri-Blend: for those who want to pop like Robert’s train whistle
  • Athletic Heather: classic, clean, and matches anything (even Jacob’s snack stash)
• Soft tri-blend material for extra comfort and stretch
• Runs true to size
• World Famous. Mother Approved. Sleeveless Approved.

🎶 Perfect For:

✔️ Summer festivals, lake days, and rowdy porch parties
✔️ Showing off your dance moves (twerking optional… unless you’re Robert)
✔️ Staying chill while you ignore Free Bird requests

Care instructions
– Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: medium
– Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
– Do not dryclean